i am really sore.

i consider this weekend to be ONE of the FEW best weekends of my life.

it started off thursday when i took sarrah toland to summer school. that was awesome. when summer school let out, i was off to my house where my friends were there to greet me. my father gave me $20 to get food for everyone. nikki and i went to taco bell then went by scooters house and he shed energy drinks for our long road ahead. we were greatful, and our journey continued.

wow okay, this is going to take wayy too long.

great moments of the weekend:

• intertubing with maggie kate katie nikki ryan and corey
• casa serrano
• crossing two things off our summer-to-do-list
• falling off the intertube
• GET YOUR HAND AWAY FROM MY HOO-HA.
• the time when nikki fell off the tube while kate and i were on it and when she said that she had poo stored in her rectum and she hit the water so hard that it liquified her poo and she squirted in the water
• the congo/flashlight game
• looking at jupiter and its four moons in the telescope
• swimming naked in the river with kate katie maggie and nikki
• corey getting trashed and watching a movie with us every night, this includes: vanilla sky, the united states of leland, and the notebook
• when nikki fell out of the tube and i started laughing so hard i started to pee in the tube so i had to jump out of the tube and pee in the water before i peed all over dollarhyde
• MUFFINS!
• i had a really nice wakeboard run
• tossing the girls off the sea-doos
• katie screaming at me and then hitting me when i'd go really fast on the doo
• it was 120 every day
• KATIES FACES.
• COLD N1PPLES!!
• standing up on the intertube
• intertubing was just insane
• corey is a giraffe
• being away from home was just wonderful
• the car ride home was intense
• IN TENTS! haha intense
• diapers
• KATE IS A GOD DAMN LIZARD
• talking with katie on the raft at night on the lake
• edit: WHEN NIKKI PEED HER PANTS ON THE WAY HOME
• edit: when maggie flashed us her boobies out of nowhere
• edit: when corey drank and dialed his harvard buddies for racist jokes
• realizing that this weekend was so much fun.

my sister is the funniest person i have ever known.

if i forgot any moments this weekend, please be sure to tell me.

party up this week.